TownNews.com: The Masters of Understatement
Our site is hosted by TownNews.com. Our site is down, so our guy called support and got the recorded message that there were no known issues at this time.
So he held and talked to a person, who said very calmly, “yes, all our sites are down.” (I think that’s almost 2,000 websites.)
Here’s the email they sent.
TownNews.com is experiencing technical difficulties with all of our websites.
At this time there is no ETA for a resolution to the problem.
Our Systems team is working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.
More information will be e-mailed to you as it is received.
Thank you
I would have rather gotten an email that said
“HOLY MOTHER OF GOD EVERYTHING IS KERFLOOEY. WTF? BRB ASAP.”